February 2012
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Had a dream I got engaged, but also was in charge of finding home for, like, 12 cats and 1 kitten. My fiancé kept trying to excitedly tell people like our neighbors that we were engaged, while I violently shushed him and yelled over him, “We have 13 cats that need a good home! Would you be able to take one?? Please help give a cat a good home!”
Feb 5th
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December 2011
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Aug 28th
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Just remembered this convo between me & Courtney...
Me: Hey. How was your day?
Courtney: Fine. Oh, I think Mike Upstairs shot himself.
Me: Mark. His name is Mark.
Courtney: That's right! Mark. I heard a gun shot.
Me: ...I suppose we should go knock. But if he's not dead, we're just borrowing a light bulb and are busy.
Aug 23rd
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July 2011
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WatchWatch
jenny lewis with the watson twins - rise up with fists!!
May 12th
April 2011
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Apr 30th
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How did you find my heart in the quarter machine. How did you read my brain on the projector screen. How did you make my tongue always taste like toast and jam. How did you turn my blood into a hologram.
Apr 28th
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March 2011
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I can support this. I Can See Glory - Benjamin Riley
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February 2011
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January 2011
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Jan 26th
Dudley's World
tonight i borrowed my roomate’s car. i’ve ridden and driven this car a total of maybe 20 times. i walk past it every morning and every night to and from work. she has had the same car since driving out here 4 or 5 months ago from Ohio. tonight, after driving it to my brother and sister-in-law’s, i walked outside to leave and noticed for the first time the car is black with a red...
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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can’t help but listen to this over ‘n over ‘n over again. take or leave the cliche video. Cee-lo Green covering Band o Horses
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what’s really incredible to me is that any woman, after watching Woody Allen’s films, would date or god-forbid marry him. isn’t it completely and utterly obvious the only attractions he experiences are the inappropriate, the outlandish, the grossly hurtful, the incestuous… the worse the impropriety, the more he seems to be attracted to it and in his mind, all is dismissed with the phrase, the...
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
You know who I’d like to see live again? Cold War Kids. ‘cept I’d probably be all like, I like their old stuff better…
Jan 7th
November 2010
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let’s give ‘em something to blog about.
Nov 22nd