Just remembered this convo between me & Courtney from 2008

Me: Hey. How was your day?
Courtney: Fine. Oh, I think Mike Upstairs shot himself.
Me: Mark. His name is Mark.
Courtney: That's right! Mark. I heard a gun shot.
Me: ...I suppose we should go knock. But if he's not dead, we're just borrowing a light bulb and are busy.